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"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

Plot Twist:  He was cheating on his wife with Jake from State Farm.


those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next




I’ve come to the realization that every time I read a book or watch some sort of movie/tv show, I look for a couple to ship.

Do I have a problem?

After naming my new ship I become obsessed. It then makes a trip, goes away for a bit, then I re-discover it and re-obsess!

Do I have a…


IF YOU ONLY STARTED FUCKING LIKING FALL OUT BOY AFTER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL CAME OUT THEN thats really cool dude I’m really glad you love this band I love, you wanna borrow any of my albums or anything let me know.



Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.



it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.